Congress Tart
My therapist just told me a joke.

kelsyisme:

nehoynehoy14:

lilysinthefall:

professorfangirl:

timemachineyeah:

So this girl walks up to another girl and says “Hey, have you heard of the Bechdel Test?”

And the other girl says, “Yeah, my boyfriend was telling me about it the other day!”

SIT DOWN.

i don’t get it

I feel like this is an inside joke that I am not getting

fuuuuuuck yoooooouuuu

(this is hilarious, imagine be saying the above while giggling)

1 hour ago with 90,799 notes — via kelsyisme, © timemachineyeah



edwardspoonhands:

imsirius:

(x)

Someday, everyone will be dead.

1 hour ago with 14,138 notes — via agreyeyedgirl, © imsirius



petemaximoff:

just so you know what is going on in my country right now:

  • votes came in for independence 45% yes 55% no
  • media very “”no”” centred and bias
  • unionists are now attacking yes voters
  • a seventeen year old girl has been stabbed
  • they are burning our saltire giving nazi salutes
  • our first minister resigns

please signal boost this 

1 hour ago with 5,185 notes — via jaxmoss, © petemaximoff
#Scotland



uberthesniper:

Please don’t ignore what’s happening in Glasgow

please don’t ignore what’s happening in Glasow

Please don’t ignore what’s happening in Glasgow

There’s been someone stabbed for being a Yes voter,there’s Nazi salutes and Chants happening,cuffles with the police, fascism, bigotry, hatred, intolerance, Saltire burning and young women being terrorized on the street.

1 hour ago with 463 notes — via weight-a-second, © uberthesniper
#Jesus christ no



Now it begins…

Now it begins…

4 hours ago with 1 note
#house of leaves #this is what I get for choosing this for fiction workshop



"I want to go places with you; obscure little places, just to be able to say: here I came with her."
— Anaïs Nin, from Ladders To Fire (via thegirlwiththelittlecurl)
5 hours ago with 19,542 notes — via katsprescotts, © violentwavesofemotion



ameliadoesaninternet replied to your post “I got a new phone and some new books.”

What books? :)

House of Leaves by Mark Z. Danielewski and The Mysterious Stranger by Mark Twain :) Both for classes

8 hours ago with 1 note
#ameliadoesaninternet



I got a new phone and some new books.
8 hours ago with 3 notes
#good day



Song: afraid
Artist: the neighbourhood
70,407 plays

emo4matty:

You’re too mean, I don’t like you, fuck you anyway
You make me wanna scream at the top of my lungs
19 hours ago with 11,981 notes — via lucrezialoveshercesare, © emo4boys



19 hours ago with 45,029 notes — via didyoueatallthisacid, © charliedaydaily
#me